VALENTINE SPECIAL: Stupid Questions People Ask:

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By Hitler

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.

3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife…
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.

4)Give me your phone number –
0803476… ….THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.

5)I listened to 9 o’clock news, it
was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.

6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast…
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na CHURCH….
ADD UR OWN JOIN!