Admin|23 January 2016|6:33am
Lassa fever amongst others is also a way to discourage us from doing our normal thing o.They first started with AIDS (American Innovation of Discouraging Sex)because they saw that we were going to be more than them in their country and you know Nigerians, their sperms can last up to 3weeks in a woman’s body.
BIRD FLU came when they saw that our girls so much like guys to take them to eateries and buy chicken for them even to an extent that when they enter streets where there are chickens, the chickens begin to run for safety and that is why girls are normally possessed by fowl spirit in churches(you will always hear the pastor saying every fowl spirit in this body leave).
They saw that guys love to eat plantain with bush meat alongside palm wine, the people came up with EBOLA VIRUS just so that we don’t go out to ease the stress.
Now they have seen that no average Nigerian jokes with sipping garri especially students, with either groundnut, banana, pork meat, ibat, roasted fish and pepper, akara, moimoi, beans etc, they now came up with LASSA FEVER.
Nigerians always have a way with things as people either do any of the following:
*Sip garri with hot water
*Wash the garri with spirit to sterilize it before sipping
*Put the garri in oven to heat it up before adding cold water
*Select the garri like beans to remove the rat shit and then sip it.
No matter what you do you cant stop the delicacy.
MC Seto
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I've even been told that they are also adding Detol to water before sipping garri