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26 December 2018 
I, F. Baba Isa, Esq, the sender (hereinafter referred to as the wisher and where the context so admit include my personal representatives and/or assigns) on the one part wish to, in a special way, convey my season's greetings to you the recipient (hereinafter referred to as the wishee and where the context so admit includes your personal representatives and/or assigns) on the other part. 
That my greetings supersede any other greetings that may have been sent prior to and in the event of any conflict as regards the greetings, the greetings herein shall prevail. 
Without prejudice to the foregoing and for avoidance of doubt, the greetings herein relate to Christmas 2018. 
However, the same shall apply mutatis mutandis to the New Year Celebrations 2019🍾
Signed under my seal dated this day of our Lord 25/12/2018
Before the Commissioner For Oaths.
This Summons to Christmas greeting is taken out in the name of F. Baba Isa, Esq., whose address for Service within Jurisdiction is in Abuja, Nigeria.
F. Baba Isa, Esq. 
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