By Hitler
Akpos was with his son , when he saw
his son girlfriend coming; the following conversation took place:
Son: Have you come to collect your book titled;
”SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T
UNDERSTAND IT” by Ngozi Okafor
Girl: No, I want that our hymns called
”WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU”
Son: i don’t have that one maybe
you should take the other one ”UNDER THE
MANGO TREE” by Crooks
Girl: Fine but don’t forget to bring
”I WILL CALL YOU IN 5MINS” while coming to
School
Son: I will also bring this one too
‘I WON’T LET YOU DOWN’ by Chinua Achebe
Then;
Akpos: These books are too many, will
she
read all
of them?
Son: Yes dad, she is very smart.
Akpos: Okay, don’t forget to give her d one on d
table titled
” AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING” by Shakespeare!
Lolzz one word for akpos?
