Uket Abanda John|1 October 2015|6:35am
Nigeria…not a natural hermaphrodite, but a human made one. Yet, has natural roots to hold the budding. It was a land of unrelated tribes. Dissimilar ethnic groups orchestrating ethnocentricism.
Each Cultural heritage and troops had no dependency on the other for its parade and affirmation. In the independent existence of different tribes and ethnic enclaves, the value of and for human life and existence was sacrosanct. The others opinion was respected and contested duly when need be. In its different differences, each ethnic groups retained respect for each other and loved each other as a fellow self knowing the dire consequences of non-adherence to the majestic principles of respect for others. Everything was indeed right and life was smoothly going on till the uncircumcised in intelligence came and fixed different parts purportedly and supposedly to form a whole which left more troubles than what it seemed to have solved.
What would have been wrong colonizing the west differently to grant them their most cherished Odudua Republic? The northern Nigerians wouldn't have refused Arewa (Arabic or Islamic) Republic than the capitalization of being the males who must rule in Nigeria. The east, who may not have had a prior name announced theirs with the agitation for a Biafra Republic. The Niger Deltans who lay the golden eggs that keeps the nation going are not left out as their resources would have given them a proper country of theirs, silencing tyranny and the marginalization they witness.
A man in his so called wisdom decided to bud arid dry place of the North on the rich naturally blessed grounds of the South for selfish diplomatic gains of Britain.
Being our so called colonizers, they used the others of West, South and East of the present day Nigeria to settle and make a diplomatic trade with the Arabs far away. Give us through our allies in that part of Africa, the Arabs said, the rich and naturally blessed lands of other of your colonies and we will give you fame. We will declare that you're fame. The British responded, yes, we will, if and only if, you agree helping us to trade them and transport their resources to Europe. We need them to Labour in Europe. Factual as this is, how many black born Muslim can you recall as there are others. There were never traded as others were. Britain traded it's colony. Making life unbearable for the humiliated people that they even gave the Nigerian Arabs the feelings and moral to feel they alone can rule and be at governance in the country.
Years of mental, physical, emotional etc slaving came till five five years ago – Britain backed out to leave the mantle of leadership for their acquired wards, the northerners. They continued to plunge the economic, humanly and resourcefully.
Hermaphrodites are born with a vagina, vulva, clitoris, cervix, ovaries, recessed testicles and penis. They have real tits, real
cocks and real cunts. They have every sex organ! They can even
sometimes become pregnant and bear children, and they are also capable of ejaculating sperm because, although their balls are not visible, their testicles are internal. Therefore they are usually capable of impregnating a woman and are therefore capable of bearing children as both a father and a mother!
Here, Nigeria is not a natural hermaphrodite; but a human made one. In the above, we can call it our motherland and in the same way call it our fatherland. A fifty-five year hermaphrodite shouldn't be afraid of putting to bed. It's old enough to see its grand children.
